I'm also searching for a meaning to this...

Allow me to welcome you to my own little website. It's nothing special or terribly amazing compared with some of the things I've made in the past, but it's by far the easiest site to use that I've ever created.


What is this all about?
So, what purpose does this site serve? There isn't any higher goal to achieve, and what you seek here depends on who you are. If you're one of those people I haven't seen since school then you'll find yourself sorely annoyed to learn that I'm quite happy with a large circle of friends. If you're one of those friends, then you'll just end up reading the reasons behind why I can be a little quiet at the pub sometimes. If you're a prospective employer who has found this site via a CV you've found, then hopefully I'll be able to demonstrate how creative I can be with regards to graphical content (even the mountains were drawn with a 1px brush and a lot of patience), web design and implementation of language. You should find this site very clean, easy to use and relevant to your needs, and if you can think of any way that the site can be improved, then by all means, drop me a line.

If you just blindly surfed here, you won't find any pictures of Mickey Mouse. I'm sorry :(

Uh, grand. Who are you?
As for myself, I'm just your average guy. I was born on the 8th of January, 1982 in Hertfordshire, UK and have remained here ever since. Like you, I live, I laugh and I learn. If you've played Egosoft's X² - The Threat,or Nexus - The Jupiter Incident then you may have come across my writing or technical influence. If you play EVE Online then you may have bought some of my stuff (or shot me). During my spare time I enjoy expressing my creative side, either through writing, appreciating art or telling mental health professionals precisely how evil some of my ex-girlfriends are. I enjoy reading, travelling, going to the pub and driving.